Welcome to Twifail!
The Saga
Long, long ago, in one particularly insane and random corner of the internets, there were two antis armed with massive amounts of chagrin and entirely too much free time. One day when they were especially bored, they decided to reread the "saga" to see if it was as horrible as they remembered. In doing so, they began to parodize the books, and while doing so decided to spread the awesome. One summer school web design class and a whole lot of confusion later, this website was born. Twilight, being the easiest target, as well as the object of their chagrin, is the center of attention here. However, if they ever get around to writing them, it is possible that other parodies will appear, as they are extremely fun to write.
Hopefully, others will find these parodies as entertaining to read as they were to write.
WARNING TO TWITARDS (I think we probably need one)
We are not fans of Twilight, and will not be treating it with anything resembling respect. If you get all annoyed that we're making fun of your precious book [insert Gollum reference here], please don't hurt us. That would be in bad taste.
If you are a fan and you like these parodies, then we congratulate you on your common sense. You are part of a rapidly declining species.
In fact, sane Twilight fans should be put on the endangered species list. Contact your congresspeople, mmkay?
If you love Twilight and hate us, feel free to send hate mail to twitards@twifail.com warning: You will probably be mocked.
But what if you love Twilight and love us? Or hate Twilight and love us? Or any combination thereof? Well, you can email us at antis_ftw@twifail.com